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I caught The Tyra Banks show (I know Gay), What? Hey look there was literally nothing on plus they had weird diseases on and I had to check that out. It's good to keep informed. Her first guest, who lives in London (where it rains all the time) is now allergic to water after having her baby in 2005. She can't drink water, eat fruit, veggies, be in the rain, be in HUMIDITY or even SWEAT!! She breaks out in blisters and a rash when coming in contact with anything that contains water. Taking showers also causes her to break out.

She can't bathe her son or wipe his tears or even hug him because of the moisture in his skin. The only thing she can drink without harm is Diet Coke. The reason being because of the carbonation in the drink and some other mumbo jumbo I couldn't understand because of Tyra's annoying way of feeling bad for people without helping them out. And watching the show and Tyra's demeanor, I doubt that  Tyra would have  said, Hey you know what let me help ya'll out some how some way. Instead Tyra went the, "Imma sit here and point and feel sorry fo' you because it's my show and I need ratings" Route.

Her second guess was Allergic to eating food. I'm not talking about, to dam thin, eat and then throw up food supermodel allergic. I mean she cannot have food in her mouth otherwise she will regurgitate anything she eats. She has to eat with a feeding tube that is inserted in her nose and down her esophagus. Otherwise it's spew central. The only food she can keep down is Tic-Tacs, yup the bit sized mint. And ofcoarse after the disgusting explanation, which I think her guests weren't trying to put out there for free, I'm sure they went on there thinking that they would get some help or SOMETHING!

I think that those guests should of been on Dr. Phill or Oprah or something that would have actually been helpful to those that were suffering not just to get her some ratings. At least then those girls would of had hope that these hosts would of put some effort into assisting them or making them more comfortable with some form of information about other's with those diseases or a charity organization. Instead the last segment of the show was makeup advice in 60 seconds. Really? That's how you end the show? What happened to Oprah and her giving people hope. Oh yeah, she quit, took her money and run. She probably had an inside tip like Martha Stewart about the Deficit. The difference is, Oprah has money and can get away with it. She probably has like 3 houses in Switzerland or something.

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HEY Leo ... What up bro :?
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:omfg: Huge glompage attack :wow:

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It's deviantART's 5th birthday today. Since it's a time for celebration and community, I just wanted to drop by because you are watching me and I wanted to express my thanks.

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Thank you for those dock icons. They rock :worship: I love them :aww:

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:pointandlaugh:

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what's so funny??????..........................

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:no: nothing I just wanted to use that point and laugh emoticon :D

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lol... oh ok.... cool stuff...

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:pointandlaugh:

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Ummm isn’t that flame starting get your nose warm :?

BTW Damn good lighter, that flame has been going for weeks now :O_o:

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yeah it was a gift... it's been burning for a while now huh? My ex-g/f gave it to me.. too bad the flames lasted longer than our relationship... It's quite fuel efficient... it's almost a hybrid electric... but the batteries haven't been adapted yet. It's actually not very close to my face... it's the perspective.. it fools everyone..... although i've had a few close calls.... =D

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Many thanks, Leo, for the fav on
Hand Over The Nuts....
It is much appreciated :D

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:w00t: :w00t:...............you're welcome!


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:iconqwerty-dot-me:
Always a pleasure reading your comments.. its your unique style that stands out amongst many :dance:
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:iconjso037:
oh it's true.. not one can submit such delecate text as I can... mwahahaha!!... I shall rule the world!... maybe not...but one can dreamm.....eh...good stuff....

thanks!.. I do try to make an effort as to...ssssshhhange it up every now and then...besides... it's the creative people that joined dA. yes??... so here I am...............OoOoOoooo...cake!.... ***DRoOoOoLLZSZS***...

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:iconmeredith:
:lmao: at the webcam. totally rad.

thanks for the comment!
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:iconjso037:
thanks!....yeah the 3 of us decided to take a nap time... :rofl:....spur of the moment i suppose... lol..
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Oooooooo I see your SNOOPY fone :boogie:

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hehe... yeah......I moved it though since last I took that picture...but I can't find my digi cam to take pics with so I can show the new setup......eh... one day....one day... :shrug:

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